Un**** Your Network

Why Legacy Networking Isn’t Working Anymore
(And What You Can Do About It)

We’ll introduce you to Nile, the service that flips the script on network design, ownership, and operation. Built to eliminate the chaos, not automate around it.

And for those who want to go deeper, we’ll offer an optional live demo after the main event where we’ll show what an “un****ed” network actually looks like in the real world.

Who Should Attend: Network Engineers, Architects, CIOs, CISOs, IT Directors, and anyone currently wrestling with VLANs, firmware, visibility gaps, or existential dread.

Join us for a candid, entertaining, and eye-opening session where we dig into:

Why traditional networks are fundamentally broken—and no, adding more dashboards won’t fix it.
How complexity has become the silent killer of innovation, operations, and sanity.
Why most AI and automation projects fail (spoiler: it’s not the AI’s fault).
What a deterministic, simplified, built-for-service networking model looks like—and how it can actually make your life easier.